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  • Number of visits : 889
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About FueledByFate : Hi, I'm Dylan. Don't be afraid to message me, I'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. cx

I'm currently in bartending school, and in a couple months, I'll be going to school for Homeland Security & Emergency Management, so I'm pretty busy.

As busy as I am, I'm always down to meet new people. Don't be afraid to send me a message. :]

P.S. If you want to be random and Kik me, my username on Kik is the same as it is on here. :p

"I am but a sheep, in a world filled with wolves."

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