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Fucks_To_Be_You
  • Town/Country : New Paltz, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 616
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fucks_To_Be_You : I'm 14. I play guitar, sing, and piano. I hate everyone at my school, as they are all sadists. My life sucks, as does yours...

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Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

#5944823 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (5407)

On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

#4454035 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (6443) - you deserved it (47007)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (69670)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (21850) - you deserved it (81300)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)