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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FuckAllOurLives : The only thing on my mind is how creeped out I am that you decided to visit my profile. O.o

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FuckAllOurLives's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy