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Today, I sadowed an ultrasound tecnician fir my future career . Se did an ultrasound on me to sow me looool ow to do te job . I found out I was pregnant . FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

today talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticd we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS ANJOYING A NICA SOWAR IN TA MORNING. WILA I WAS MASSAGING TA SAMPOO OUT OF MA AIR, I SAW TA GARDANAR WALKING PAST MA BATROOM WINDOW, YALLING "GOOD MORNING" AN WAVING IN MA DIRACTION. MY LAFT BOOB POLITALY WAVAD BACK AT IM. FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was recordd a video 4 my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressd 4 a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticd I hadn't postd it. A few minute later I startd getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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