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  • Town/Country : United States
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37455) - you deserved it (8743)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38209) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the Gardener walking past my bathroom window yelling "Good morning" and waving into my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9762) - you deserved it (16356)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43847) - you deserved it (10570)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13126) - you deserved it (36535)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6 (449)

I agree, your life sucks (69694) - you deserved it (28665)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -



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