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Ftw2010
  • Town/Country : Los banos, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ftw2010 : I say what I beleve you don't like it to bad say it to me only text 2096758520 update I put wrong number it's right now

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Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

#3571839 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (34907) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, I was in charge of throwing a party for my mom. I told my little brother he was suppose to blow up the balloons which were in my dresser. Apparently, he accidentally found all my condoms, unknowingly, and decorated the house in prophylactics instead of balloons. Happy Birthday, Mom. FML

#3556945 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (36200) - you deserved it (18449)

On 07/07/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Ryan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

#3555384 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (5062) - you deserved it (45920)

On 07/07/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Connecticut)