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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1048
  • Number of comments : 257
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Fruit_Dealer : The dude on the picture is probably one of the coolest looking man I've seen in a subway.

I am working on my MBA while building my very own website company (Dynova Web Studio). Everything takes a lot of space so if you send me a message don't expect an answer before a few days :)


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