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FrozenSoliid
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 October 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12438) - you deserved it (21653)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (29190) - you deserved it (4738)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML

#5745365 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (1851)

On 10/09/2009 at 7:22pm - money - by poorman (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I went to the mall to pick up the 1 carat diamond my husband recently purchased for me after 6 years of being together. My mom called, I answered my cell. Later, I realized that the baggie with the diamond was no longer in my pocket. It fell out when I answered my phone. FML

#5735592 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (19037)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:51am - money - by jeffswife (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML

#5735053 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (13972) - you deserved it (2410)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (96368) - you deserved it (3833)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (362919) - you deserved it (401239)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)