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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1563
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I apologized to the cat 4 walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box . mega FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night Feeling Sick . I Went To The Bathroom An Knelt In Front Of The Toilet, Waiting To Throw Up . When I Finally Did, I Violently Shit My Pants At The Same Time . I Was At My Friend's House . FML

#17714662
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36938) - you deserved it (2957)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (18455)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today,hile flicking bean, I was thinking about boyfriendho moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28037) - you deserved it (9079)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to looool tell mah husband to putted his penis away.

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today... while leaving work... I noticd a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind... I grabbd the handles and began to push her. A few moments later... the front wheels caught on something and I endd up dumping her onto the ground. Now mah coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

#17348241
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (4922)

On 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm - work - by t2t2sync - United States (New York)

Today, I recieved a $50 iTune card for my brthday. I immediately sat down at my looool computer an starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

#17067596
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10446) - you deserved it (48777)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States

Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (33631)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today , I woke up to a looool homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch!!

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37412) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

Today.. . hile at work.. . I got a call . They left a voicemail . It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking an mah mom screaming mah dad's name . I am going to their house 4 supper tonight . FML

#13822873
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31965) - you deserved it (2632)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today..!! while mah boyfriend and I were fighting in the car..!! I pausd to take a bite of mah burrito!! Just at that moment..!! he slammd on the brakes..!! causing me to deepthroat mah burrito!! I threw up all over myself!! He won the argument!! FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (8118)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say ( Let's just say your dad was not wereing his ghost costume. ) She then winked. I am now scarred fir life. FML

#12874867
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (4056)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)



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