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FrostedCanuck

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1564
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

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156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

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142 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I got borad looking at porn. FML

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On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

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219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML

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296 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found an old jock strap in mah tuba. FML

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126 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

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380 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I learnd if u dream your having a piss , u most likely r having a piss. FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada



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