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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (6857)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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215 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28661) - you deserved it (2142)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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156 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17260) - you deserved it (21781)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16254) - you deserved it (34544)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
244 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
294 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (10002)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada



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