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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
by MyHeadHurts / 01/20/2012 at 5:42am / Ireland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by jocksblow / 11/14/2011 at 8:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm / Canada / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…