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by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
by Can you say "bandwagon"? / 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Intimacy
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
by huh / 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Intimacy
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely_Army / 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm / Qatar / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by a / 03/29/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…