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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML


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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML


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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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