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Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7282) - you deserved it (59062)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (769019) - you deserved it (82728)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (769019) - you deserved it (82728)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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