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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Frenchtony : Hi I'm Antoine, I'm French and I'm currently in college studying law. I enjoy traveling, playing guitar, photography, hanging out...
That's about it, please feel free NOT to message me anytime, unless you want to talk about:
-The end of American Psycho (book cause the end of the movie is less opened to discussion)
-The Big Lebowski
-Your ping-pong skills
-Your dentist
-Bob Dylan Neil Young, the Tallest Man on Earth or Leonard Cohen
-Your nice little scarlet drawl.
-Any book by Steinbeck
-Your vacations, specially if you've been to Alderaan

These restrictions do not apply if you are a girl from Germany, England, Japan, Switzerland, Peru or Botswana.

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TODAY , I GAVE A PRESENTATION TO MY COLLEGE CLASS ABOUT LIFE WITH TOURETTE SYNDROME . I ONLY GOT 3 MINUTES INTO IT BEFORE MY ASSWIPE CLASSMATES STARTED YELLING STUFF LIKE ( SHIT! ) , ( COCK! ) , AN ( BOB SAGET! ) I GAVE UP AN WENT BACK TO MY SEAT IN TERES AS OUR BORED INSTRUCTOR SAID ( NEXT . ) FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark , though." According to him , it's a euphemism for anal sex an I was being offensive to a gay colleague , the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today... I woke up at 4am needing a piss... only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
75 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

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118 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
95 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

2day friend drove up a parking lot an I unbuckled seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He ten suddenly saw a better spot rigt in front an moved is car. Wen I got out... a police officer approaced me... saying I wasn't wearing seatbelt. I was fined fir tat. fat FML

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stoppd his car an helpd me carry it the rest of the way. I thankd him an he askd me out. I explaind that I was marrid. He grabbd the trash bag an carrid it back to apartment. FML

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97 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, mom called an casually let me know she'd wrecked iPad after putting it in the dryer with bed sheets . FML

#21284691
84 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , while reading 1984 on the train , a cute guy around mah age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask fir mah number , he got up , pattd me on the head and said it's so nice that kids mah age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clotes an spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nigtclub, oping to meet someone nice. Te only person wo acknowledged me was a guy wo yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touc you, am I rigt?!" mega FML

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72 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)



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