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Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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239 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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