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FrecklesXO
  • Town/Country : Fort Polk, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3292
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FrecklesXO : My name's Alicia. I eat like a fatass. I love COD & Skyrim. No, I don't want your gamertag. I'm not here to prove to anyone how funny, sarcastic, or smart I am. I don't really post anything anymore because there's always some idiot on here who tries to tell me that my OPINION is wrong.

I have a bad habit of looking at profiles way more than once, so no need to get all excited. Haha

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Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (4417)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (3338)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (29369) - you deserved it (1805)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710 (1201)

I agree, your life sucks (55738) - you deserved it (136046)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167987) - you deserved it (51071)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (43462) - you deserved it (361117)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284980) - you deserved it (55497)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)