About FrankHotpants : I'm Frank, Navy instructor, I enjoy a good FML post every once in a while as well as meeting some interesting people.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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FrankHotpants's favorite FMLs
Today, a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious, I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence for our meal. FML
by moneybenny / 06/07/2014 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm / United States (California) / Love
by CorCelesti / 06/02/2014 at 10:00am / United States / Love
by disturbed / 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm / Ireland / Animals
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
by idiot says "you raised him" / 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
by Username / 05/29/2014 at 10:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
by martyn28 / 08/13/2013 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
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