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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1997
  • Number of comments : 790
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FrankHotpants : I'm Frank, Navy instructor, I enjoy a good FML post every once in a while as well as meeting some interesting people.

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FrankHotpants's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious, I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence for our meal. FML

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53748) - you deserved it (4425)

On 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45270) - you deserved it (4566)

On 06/02/2014 at 10:00am - love - by CorCelesti (woman) - United States

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50317) - you deserved it (5534)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55156) - you deserved it (7672)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46473) - you deserved it (4606)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41663) - you deserved it (5236)

On 08/13/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by martyn28 (man) - United Kingdom

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