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FrankHotpants
  • Town/Country : Chicago, IL
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 685
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About FrankHotpants : I'm Frank, Navy instructor, I enjoy a good FML post every once in a while as well as meeting some interesting people.

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Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (4562)

On 08/13/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by martyn28 (man) - United Kingdom



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