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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (3692)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36976) - you deserved it (5713)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (8229)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9714) - you deserved it (72060)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

#17364485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (4343)

On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35400) - you deserved it (8982)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28152) - you deserved it (17026)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31393) - you deserved it (3095)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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