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Foshozico

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Foshozico : Fredfredburger yes!

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Foshozico's favorite FMLs

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

by OhGeez / 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

by phobopohobia / 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

by Damm / 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Health