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by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by SallyGeen / 07/27/2011 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 10:33am / Singapore / Transportation
Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML
by Mandy / 05/20/2011 at 12:12am / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2010 at 6:12am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Transportation
by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by scaredtosleep / 09/24/2009 at 5:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML
by psychedout / 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
by Rory / 07/23/2009 at 12:26am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous