Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

FortuneFaded

Search for a member

FortuneFaded
  • Town/Country : England, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About FortuneFaded : "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." - Cecil Rhodes

FortuneFaded's last visitors

dontpanicFreezeblinksmilewinkZebrasofa13Ur_REmEdyjerylannkikifaceYouwantwhatnowredbluegreen

FortuneFaded's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

FortuneFaded's favorite FMLs

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34078) - you deserved it (9040)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: