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ForeverFemme
  • Town/Country : ..., California
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ForeverFemme : I'm proud of who I am & how I live!! I'm here for some good laughs, funny people & to have fun. If you don't like me or my lifestyle, kick rocks because I could care less what you think. I am a very chill chick & I'm gonna rock this life!! \m/O.O\m/ I'm a freelance photographer and a professional tattoo artist. I love me some video games. Sega & Nintendo will never die in my book, but I still adore my Xbox 360 & PS3. I am such a nerd & am addicted to music/movies! I indulge in sarcasm frequently so don't get your panties in a twist.

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61080) - you deserved it (3370)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)



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