About ForeverFemme : I'm proud of who I am & how I live!! I'm here for some good laughs, funny people & to have fun. If you don't like me or my lifestyle, kick rocks because I could care less what you think. I am a very chill chick & I'm gonna rock this life!! \m/O.O\m/ I'm a freelance photographer and a professional tattoo artist. I love me some video games. Sega & Nintendo will never die in my book, but I still adore my Xbox 360 & PS3. I am such a nerd & am addicted to music/movies! I indulge in sarcasm frequently so don't get your panties in a twist.
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Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
by heart-broken / 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
by lebanesewoman / 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm / Hong Kong / Kids
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
by shouldhaveknown / 06/26/2009 at 10:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
by HidenSeek / 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
by mrWrong / 03/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I came home for the first time since leaving college. When I went to my room, I discovered… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because…