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  • Number of visits : 5500
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57212) - you deserved it (28928)

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