About Footski : Hmmm, I'm an educated and opinionated Canadian citizen. I love hockey, I'm a Huge Calgary Flames fan. I do have plenty of other interests and hobbies of course, and my musical tastes range from classical to metal. To sum up, I'm not a typical male, but I'm not a egotistical prick either. I love to read novels, anything from fiction, non-fiction, to graphic novels and comics.
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Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML
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