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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1944
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Folly : I'm a lolicon, I enjoy anime and manga, and you can usually find me on various forums.

Outbreak Company is pretty good so far...

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Folly's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

#13458885
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10061) - you deserved it (29102)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you deserved it (2414)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (28365)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

#12977321
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25341) - you deserved it (2108)

On 09/09/2010 at 2:05pm - misc - by gatorhead - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

#12924795
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (2859)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57080) - you deserved it (4069)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27177) - you deserved it (3661)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

#11940720
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (7348)

On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19833) - you deserved it (1630)

On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML

#9017056
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15988) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:26am - intimacy - by 1378 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

#8965755
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (2378)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21759) - you deserved it (5418)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53569) - you deserved it (2776)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39297) - you deserved it (3561)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)



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