Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Fmlsea

Offline (the 10/14/2014 at 6:54am) | Search for a member

Fmlsea

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3173
  • Number of comments : 601
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

About Fmlsea : hi

Fmlsea's page activity

Visits<b>juliapereth</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:48pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 12:57am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 8:00pm<b>Matthew86</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 5:20am<b>MaryssaJean</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 9:10am<b>Tezoma</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 12:06pm<b>professorchaosx</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 10:32pm<b>masteraegis</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 11:27am<b>rabidpeach</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 1:12pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 12:17am<b>aMysteryP3rson</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 5:09pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 9:53am<b>ComradeNeal</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 7:42am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 7:39am<b>TheKingKen</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 7:38am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:55am<b>billionair11</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 4:43pm

Fmlsea's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

See all of Fmlsea's badges

Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (479808) - you deserved it (29256)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
927 comments

I agree, your life sucks (350898) - you deserved it (38709)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

#833140
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18871) - you deserved it (150138)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

#800940
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35977) - you deserved it (164593)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

#681021
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14499) - you deserved it (180593)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (344015) - you deserved it (32353)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42576) - you deserved it (191639)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (200439) - you deserved it (16823)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176214) - you deserved it (34477)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: