Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Fmlsea

Offline (the 02/01/2016 at 7:41am) | Search for a member

Fmlsea

39Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5762
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 66 posted

About Fmlsea : hi

Fmlsea's page activity

Visits<b>TwistedWires</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:53pm<b>louiec</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:20am<b>GeorgiaBea</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45pm<b>colder13</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 2:24am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 9:18pm<b>EmperorChowilio</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:42pm<b>ceciliebossow</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 5:48pm<b>lexred</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 8:02pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:44pm<b>Tommy214</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 12:00pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 9:39am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 8:33am<b>oso97</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 3:28pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:08pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:47pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 8:16am<b>ugafan29379</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 12:40am<b>braver7315</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 12:18am

Fucked!<b>csjc</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:17pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:40pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:00pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:20am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:42am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:54am<b>fastman19</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 7:04pm<b>soldier084</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 3:05pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 2:36pm<b>RA91</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 1:16am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:28pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:52pm<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:44am<b>Michaeljp</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:55am<b>kamart</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:57am<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:34am<b>robertd73</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:35pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:58pm

Fmlsea's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

See all of Fmlsea's badges

Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28021) - you deserved it (4491)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (3386)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35849) - you deserved it (5439)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40724) - you deserved it (2999)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32982) - you deserved it (9973)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9873) - you deserved it (71585)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25576) - you deserved it (2233)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27800) - you deserved it (3843)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38156) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29261) - you deserved it (3704)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9073) - you deserved it (33691)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (2918)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39374) - you deserved it (2950)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (3317)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: