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Fmlsea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4798
  • Number of comments : 614
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

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Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (7995)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32779) - you deserved it (4092)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45998) - you deserved it (4332)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (5035)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (7757)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (7757)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (7757)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15216) - you deserved it (26433)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34108) - you deserved it (5290)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43898) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (7847)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (5962)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

#18610596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27771) - you deserved it (3222)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221537) - you deserved it (14012)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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