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Fmlsea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5235
  • Number of comments : 661
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

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Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

#19850668
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23517) - you deserved it (11157)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (4351)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (3284)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33777) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38406) - you deserved it (2823)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30784) - you deserved it (9638)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9396) - you deserved it (69211)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22788) - you deserved it (2021)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (3725)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36079) - you deserved it (2519)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25941) - you deserved it (3430)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7971) - you deserved it (30391)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27212) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37718) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)



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