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Fmlsea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4814
  • Number of comments : 616
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

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Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (3561)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36002) - you deserved it (2517)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (3425)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7952) - you deserved it (30316)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2725)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36421) - you deserved it (2729)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34842) - you deserved it (3004)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26220) - you deserved it (6948)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43088) - you deserved it (3535)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (5000)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (4578)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31296) - you deserved it (7058)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (2928)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17321) - you deserved it (31522)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

#18712372
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (3209)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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