Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Fmlsea

Offline (the 03/15/2015 at 2:41am) | Search for a member

Fmlsea

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4788
  • Number of comments : 614
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

About Fmlsea : hi

Fmlsea's page activity

Visits<b>SilkMudah</b> - yesterday at 11:32pm<b>thrasher590</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:16am<b>mhumeyestewa</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:35pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:15pm<b>brookb73</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:05pm<b>constipation</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:16pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:56pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 8:00pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:07pm<b>ZiggysMommy512</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:23pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:23pm<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:31pm<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 9:49am<b>sml0723</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:47am<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:30am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:10am<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 7:59pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:39pm

Fucked!<b>SilkMudah</b> - 20 hours ago<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:11am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 6:39pm<b>joechiro27</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 5:58am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 2:40am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 11:00pm

Fmlsea's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

See all of Fmlsea's badges

Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (5293)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I just turned down the first guy that's asked me out in 3 months. FML

#19861770
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8067) - you deserved it (36969)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:55pm - love - by sierra - United States

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

#19857408
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10286) - you deserved it (38970)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7796) - you deserved it (33750)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24213) - you deserved it (1825)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

#19850692
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25085) - you deserved it (2397)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

#19850668
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (11141)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29292) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30726) - you deserved it (9630)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8798) - you deserved it (66370)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22732) - you deserved it (2019)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: