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Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 12:16pm - misc - by eviltwigster (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States
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