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Fmlsea

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4489
  • Number of comments : 614
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 65 posted

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Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13631) - you deserved it (30801)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31558) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I found out my sister-in-law is getting married. She is one of my best friends, and was my maid of honor when I got married. She's asked me to serve punch at hers. FML

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (4218)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

#19920201
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22287) - you deserved it (5898)

On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32586)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33989) - you deserved it (1595)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37441) - you deserved it (9205)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

#19890528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

#19889068
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28470) - you deserved it (3636)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33191) - you deserved it (8319)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

#19878308
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8812) - you deserved it (24526)

On 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by Misky (man) -

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (5591)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (2123)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -



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