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Fmlsea

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Fmlsea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5755
  • Number of comments : 733
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 66 posted

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Fmlsea's favorite FMLs

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

#21494835
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20935) - you deserved it (2025)

On 11/20/2015 at 12:20pm - misc - by notpregnantthankgod - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28021) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

#21478533
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12092) - you deserved it (41967)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

#21478497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21909) - you deserved it (1666)

On 10/11/2015 at 2:45am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

#21478471
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

#21478220
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23532) - you deserved it (7471)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:15am - love - by Oh Cock - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

#21478153
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23539) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/10/2015 at 3:21am - kids - by JGarz (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30086) - you deserved it (1720)

On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

#21478134
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (5078)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

#21478120
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24847) - you deserved it (1692)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

#21478113
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20320) - you deserved it (14320)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML

#21477793
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (2600)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

#21468528
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16961) - you deserved it (17989)

On 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm - misc - by C BOMB (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (2096)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (2631)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)



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