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- Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started… Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I…
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…