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Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17121) - you deserved it (51446)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19353) - you deserved it (88610)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

#15055415
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38583) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18631) - you deserved it (64746)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73376) - you deserved it (4103)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

#12595665
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (16347)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (34164)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

#6255110
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35693) - you deserved it (3605)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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