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Flor_al
  • Town/Country : Ellenboro, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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