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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 128
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML


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