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Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28641) - you deserved it (7974)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
104 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31832) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

#18446136
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32963) - you deserved it (4180)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (8044)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

#14691399
95 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30410) - you deserved it (6400)

On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML

#13813299
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (5737)

On 11/12/2010 at 9:06am - love - by Samipearl - United States (Georgia)

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

#8790917
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31441) - you deserved it (2327)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33678) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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