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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 772
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FloMarDee : I just like to laugh!!

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FloMarDee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (87933)

On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53061) - you deserved it (5957)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

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