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About Flashfirex1 : Hey, I'm into a bunch of things! Sports, video games, etc. I run XC an polevaultXD right now I'm into League of Legends (Flashfirex1) so add me if you wanna play!

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Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (14647)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (1558)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66897) - you deserved it (2416)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)



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