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FlapJacker
  • Town/Country : Crystal Lake, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (18 years)
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About FlapJacker : Pretty laid back. Enjoys a good laugh, and loves trying new and adventurous things.

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Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41067) - you deserved it (12123)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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