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Fjeze90
  • Town/Country : Utrecht, Holland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 688
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fjeze90 : Kings of Leon--> BIG fan

Barney Stinson?--> even bigger fan, the man is a living legend. what up?

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (22963)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (16570) - you deserved it (30624)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (12878) - you deserved it (53047)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States