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FitForFun
  • Town/Country : Stow, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About FitForFun : I guess you could say I will never ever let the shitty situation jokes die. Ever.

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Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (3036)

On 04/03/2014 at 5:48pm - work - by RIP_Nose (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39944) - you deserved it (5220)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
76 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I am just that unlucky, and suspended. FML

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115 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:03am - work - by unemployed and bereaved (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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73 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 6:38am - work - by Karansuni (woman) - Germany

Today, I got my wedding photos back from my sister, a "professional" photographer who offered to do our wedding as a gift. It turns out that not only did she not catch most of the ceremony or reception, but all of the outdoor photos feature a large garbage bag in the background. FML

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

#20859944
68 comments

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On 08/30/2013 at 2:28am - work - by goodbyepromotion (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

#20823279
109 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
95 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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81 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Anon - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

#20816365
116 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
118 comments

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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120 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States



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