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About FirstTigerHobbes : Hey there!
As you know I'm quite a good looking tiger if you take a look at that amazing blend of orange, black and white fur up there.
But hey you're not too bad yourself with your not-so-hairy skin and your.... Um.... Nah, who am I kidding, you people were put on this planet for one reason only; tiger food!
But enough about me, I'm sure you're here because of something I said. Maybe it was funny maybe it was offensive. But hell, you humans are offended by anything! Us tigers on the other hand are more laid back and have no worries, thus the look of my luxurious coat. My point? If you are offended by my remark, have no fear, you'll be by the grasp of my jaws in no time!
Now leave me, I have people to eat, Calvin Ball to play.
All hail the club of G.R.OS.S.
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