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Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Transportation
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 02/17/2012 at 3:43pm / United States / Health
by Jedi2500 / 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by chlolivia / 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Transportation
by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 5:38am / United States / Health
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
by dasnich / 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 3:12am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
by actor my ass / 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…