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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1548
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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today I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours , sending countless texts and voice mails to my date , and thinking I'd been stood up , I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9027) - you deserved it (34011)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15541) - you deserved it (5909)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Taday I Learned That An Inspired Gardening Spree Is Not As Fulfilling As Some Would Have Us Believe. One Punctured Hand, Cactussed Foot An Bruised Ankle Later, I'm Beginning To Regret Waking Up This Morning An Thinking, "What The Hell, I'll Nuke The Shit Out Of Some Weeds." FML

Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14493) - you deserved it (25358)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40365) - you deserved it (12428)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day my dad sat me down fir the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother poppd her head into the room and said, ( Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that? ) FML

#19279551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, My Dad Was Driving Ma To Collaga. I'd Crackad A Joka About How Old Paopla Lika Him Shouldn't Ba Allowad To Driva, And I Guass Ha Took It Parsonally, Wat With Him Spaading Straight Up To Tha Parking Lot Wall, And Only Braking Aftar I Startad Shriaking In Tarror. FML

#19274783
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6626) - you deserved it (27249)

On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , I HUGGD DOG AN KISSD HER ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE . SHE RESPONDD BY MAULING ME ACROSS OWN FACE . FML

#19265629
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18634) - you deserved it (8406)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today at work at a gas station kiosk a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said "I only come here 4 the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today , I Started Crying In Class Because Of A Sad Part In Te Book I Was Reading. I Got Pulled Out Into Te Allway An My Male Teacer Asked , "Is It Your Special Time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (7834)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today , I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at mah face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (2116)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, mah dad threw a waffle at mah face 4 his own amusement . FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (6101)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States



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