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Firefighter319
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 54
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38100) - you deserved it (4754)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44560) - you deserved it (7274)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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