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by Anonymous / 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML
by misoranomegami / 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by anon / 06/20/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Gibbster_ / 06/20/2014 at 1:05am / United States (Texas) / Money
by forever alone / 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Love
by professorsdaughter / 06/19/2014 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Anothermoose / 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by creepyyy / 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
by Female Struggles / 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…