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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1993 (21 years)
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TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44184) - you deserved it (4982)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57083) - you deserved it (4384)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday , moter cummd over to ceck on new kittenile I was at work. Se took a video of te kitten playing on bd and climbing on nigtstand. Rigt on top of vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if se noticd or not but se's certainly been sowing te video around. FML

#21182483
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44665) - you deserved it (13895)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

Today , I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears tat I got drunk enoug last nigt tat instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution , I usd moutwas. FML

#21181415
102 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Taday mah life is so boring that I startd looking through mah can of coins and sorting them out by year . The oldest coin I have is from 1963 . FML

#21181414
96 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was video chatting mah boyfriend. As we were talking... he answerd a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he plannd a date with some looool other grl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51944) - you deserved it (6951)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

2day my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
106 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I took out mah phone and realized I butt dialed mah girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. real FML

#21158120
72 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 11:05am - love - by wendtinmypants (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to a concert with mah grlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem fir grls to go up on stage an make out with the musicians. FML

#21151747
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43952) - you deserved it (5361)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anothermoose - United States (California)

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I accidentally ripped out mah boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48599) - you deserved it (15245)

On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from mah English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all mah pictures and tagging himself as mah breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today,hile I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like mah mom's pulled up!! Thinking it was actually her, I walked up an jokingly asked wat she was into!! The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute!! FML

#21142181
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (15344)

On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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