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Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .

#5107055
81 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Was Taking A Shower. I Heard Mah Boyfriend Come Into The Bathroom, Brush His Teeth An Take Off His Clothes. He Joined Me In The Shower An Instead Of Doing Something Loving Or Sexy, He Let Out A Huge Fart Into His Hand An Threw It Into Mah Face. FML

#5102101
174 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting changed in front of room mate of two yeres . Feeling comfortable, I took off all cloths and started putting new cloths on . I asked y she wasn't taking her eyes off naked body . She said "I'm loving the view . Didn't u know I'm a lesbian?"

#5094881
165 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by EyesOffMe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I got my renewd driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
186 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked fiancée and I how we met . She said, ( Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand! ) and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, ( It was love at frst sight! ) mega FML

#5054871
91 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 2:30am - love - by prin (man) - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML

#5035637
107 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML

#5033562
175 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
86 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , after taking a shower , I noticd a werd noise an askd mah husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection , he simply turnd off the electric razor I had just usd to shave mah legs an gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

#5031923
80 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by nottililgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

#5022453
146 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I askd him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punchd me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. big fat FML

#5021178
159 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)



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