About Firate : I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.
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by suckstobeme / 03/24/2010 at 11:00am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
by Gumfanatic302 / 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
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