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Firate
  • Town/Country : Franklin, Massachusetts
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1281
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Firate : I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.

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Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (20003)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (2988)

On 03/24/2010 at 11:00am - intimacy - by suckstobeme - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52121) - you deserved it (1740)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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