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About Firate : I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights.
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Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
Friday 17 October 2014