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Figureskater_15
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 19110
  • Number of comments : 72
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Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58533) - you deserved it (4093)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12529) - you deserved it (42973)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by whoopsiedoodle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57370) - you deserved it (4385)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74450) - you deserved it (6214)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)