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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FightingTheStorm : Pretty opinionated, but it's worth it.

{TH forever.}

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Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

#17643019
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33406) - you deserved it (3898)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (3922)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43015) - you deserved it (5608) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33473) - you deserved it (3548)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28293) - you deserved it (4195)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (7828)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9510) - you deserved it (69742)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

#17085145
80 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42738) - you deserved it (3454)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38954) - you deserved it (15651)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

#16531117
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12709) - you deserved it (49732)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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