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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States
Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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