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Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm - work - by babygirllxo - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
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On 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by Keaton - United States (New Mexico)
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
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On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)
Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by expen_dable (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen for a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recieved free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML
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On 04/09/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by ZachooMackoo (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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